You know the type - the wannabe tough guy who's all talk and no action, always clutching his piece to seem hard. But underneath the leather jacket and cool guy facade is usually just a loser with deep-seated daddy issues. We've all met bigger, taller Cyruses who try to overcompensate with macho bravado. And we've encountered smaller, squirrely Cyruses who act out to feel powerful. The next time you cross paths with a wannabe tough guy puffing his chest, just smile inwardly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do - gotta go rewatch the shit out of this show.