Don't you enjoy the power your mind bestows upon you?

While others exhaust themselves in heated arguments and physical confrontations, you can simply float above the chaos like a zen master who discovered the secret cheat code of existence.

While others wrestle with pronoun politics, you can float above it all like a linguistic Buddha, referring to everyone as "that human over there."

It's not avoidance – it's transcendence with a dash of efficiency.

It's the difference between being a sponge that absorbs everything and a curator who carefully selects what deserves space in their mental museum.

Again, why engage in heated debates about sacred texts when you can contemplate the hierarchical structure of cocos nucifera?