Matan, I read your post about being attacked by a bat and was inspired to write this silly little thing. I'm sorry to hear about your unpleasant encounter and the vaccine shots you've had to receive after. I hope you're starting to feel better.

I was attacked by a bat
It shat on my hat
I jumped with a yell
As it clung to me as well

I tried to escape its grip
But slipped on a mysterious drip
As I flailed on the floor
It fluttered out the door