I stumbled across this video recently - a Chinese woman in a warehouse full of used car engines, singing something to the tune of another Chinese song. Her verse was ridiculously catchy that it hijacked my brain. I ended up creating my own extended version the other night, adding my own silly verse.

Many auto parts in my factory.
If you need the mirrors, you can call me.
Various bumpers and fenders in my warehouse.
They are very shiny and very no damage.

Various good headlights in my factory.
They are very bright and work properly.
Various tires and wheels in my warehouse.
They are very round and very good balance.

Many engines in my factory.
Good engines in my factory.
Many engines in my factory.
Good engines in my factory.

Many auto parts in my factory.
If you need the auto parts, you can find me.
Various models of engines in my warehouse.
They are very beautiful and very low mileage.

Various model engines in my factory.
They are very complete and good quality.
Various models of engines in my warehouse.
They are very beautiful and very complete.

Many engines in my factory.
Good engines in my factory.
Many engines in my factory.
Good engines in my factory.